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It's All Fun And Games Until American Idol Breaks Your Heart

11/20/2008

You know that episode of The Simpsons where Bart pinpoints the exact moment Lisa rips Ralph's heart? Well this video is a lot like that, except instead of Lisa doing the ripping, it's American Idol, and instead of Ralph being the recipient of the heartbreak, it's a bunch of little girls. Moment of heart rippage: 0:36 Enjoy Read More

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Meow Mix Grandma

11/19/2008

This video is really sweet until you realize the cat's dead and the old lady eats nothing but dry cat food. Check out a creepy version of the video here. Haha, just kidding about the dead cat thing. We're not sure if it's alive or not since it's not really moving... Read More

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Evangelical Baby In Philadelphia

11/18/2008

Who knew Evangelical Baby was a Phillies fan! Read More

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"The Ultimate Patent Pending Machine That Will Change Our Country From A Fat One To A Fit One"

11/17/2008

Fat people rejoice! You are about to witness SpeedFit, the greatest fitness invention EVER! Don't worry about things like how it stops, or what happens when it goes downhill, or even if a bicycle is a better alternative. Just concentrate on the fact that the SpeedFit is great, and you being fat isn't. This video has three fantastic things going for it: A great inv ... Read More

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Lamest Woman Ever!

11/14/2008

Don't worry, Honey, we weren't planning on flirting with you anyway. Read More

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Look Who's Preggers Again

11/13/2008

Nearly five months after giving birth to a girl, Thomas Beatie, the world's first pregnant man, has announced he's pregnant again. Someone hasn't heard of the two-year rule. Read More

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This Is The Most Beautiful Goat In Saudi Arabia

11/12/2008

This freakish fella won the esteemed Most Beautiful Goat prize at the Mazayen al-Maaz competition. While it is true that beauty is in the eye of the beholder, it is also true that Saudi Arabians are all blind. Read More

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Robo Lou Bega

11/11/2008

21st Century technology meets 20th Century one-hit wonder in a terrifying display of robotics. Read More

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All Hail Dancing Bearded Guy

11/10/2008

So if you woke up this morning and thought to yourself, "You know, I haven't seen a good bearded dancer in quite some time," have we got a video for YOU! "Jožin z bažin" is a Czech song about a man-eating swamp monster that can only be killed using a cropduster. Now if that doesn't make you wanna put on your dancing shoes, you might want to check your pulse. Read More

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Goat Yells Like Man

11/07/2008

You gotta love a goat whose call sounds like the desperate pleas for help from man who fell down a well. Read More

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